A great man once said, "Politics is inherently stupid." That great man was me.

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

An Ode to Moonbats

Seems that some silly Moonbat thought he'd be clever and write a poem in my comments that criticized us Tories. Silly Moonbat! But it got me thinking - I should write a poem of my own! And I did. For your reading pleasure, I call it "Ode to a Moonbat."

I want to tell you all about a good and honest man

He saw things going down the hill and said "this 'aint the plan"

Seems all we got is crooks and thieves, and everyone's doing wrong

And now we're told that wrong was really right all along

We can kill our kids inside the womb, they're really parasites

And don't let rednecks tell you no, cause killing is your right

And don't you dare believe in God, you're just a backward fool

But leave my own beliefs alone, the TV says their cool

We'll string you up upon a cross for speaking for what's right

And if you try to speak your mind, well son that's not alright

We'll take your money 'cause it's ours, who cares if you worked hard?

We need another limousine and gardener for the yard

But listen libs, and listen hard, 'cause you're just full of shit

And for all your sanctimonious talk you're all just hypocrites

So don't come round my blog no more

Cause boy, you're far from home

Think twice before you tangle with

The Con who wrote this poem.


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3 Old Comments:


I'm assuming the poem you got was the same drivel that got posted in my comments, and in comments on quite a few other blogs. What is it with people who feel the need to repeat themselves over and over and over? All the obsessive off-topic posting makes them look silly.

By Anonymous Tamara, at 6:00 p.m.  

He posted the same thing on mine too, so I told him to take off too. ;-)

Here's my reply to him.

By Blogger Christian Conservative, at 6:39 p.m.  

Yes indeedy. Always glad to throw some of their own fire back at them.

By Blogger Danté, at 9:33 p.m.