A great man once said, "Politics is inherently stupid." That great man was me.

Saturday, August 19, 2006

Okay, I Lied

So sue me. I just thought this was too funny to pass up:
Pete Doherty was charged with seven counts of drug possession yesterday and pleaded guilty to five of them today, including possession of heroin and crack cocaine. It's a wonder the system hasn't already given up on this clown. If I was in charge I would've already sentenced him to be shot out of a cannon into an elephant's ass. Obviously jail and rehab can't set the guy straight. But by God I bet an elephant's ass will.
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