Mass Trans-it

In celebration of spokesman(woman?) for the 'trans-health lobby group' Susan Gapka's proclamation that Pierre Poilievre is "transphobic," (thus adding another ridiculous catchphrase to our Canadian politically correct lexicon), I've compiled a list of things that, believe it or not, Poilievre is afraid of because of their "trans"-association:

• Donuts and other baked goods (all those trans fats!)
• Traveling on the trans-Canada Highway.
• Optimus Prime (but not Megatron)
• Trans-Atlantic flights.
• Trans-substantiation
• Trance Music, but just because the word "sounds so similar."

Hopefully Pierre will contact his therapist and get help for his transphobia. I hear they have excellent desensitization therapy these days! 

Maybe he'll trans-form?